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Archive for July 2003

Millions More Damned For Harry Potter-Related Sins

Jul 12th, 2003 | Category: Entertainment

In an unprecedented move, God has damned more than six million children and young adults for Harry Potter-related sins, heaven officials say. The record damning comes on the heels of the release of J.K. Rowling’s latest novel, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, published domestically by Scholastic Press. The series details the adventures […]