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Missions

Bible Smugglers Release 31,103 Scripture Duckies on Euphrates River

Dec 17th, 2007 | Category: Missions

BASRA, Iraq — Call it fowl play. Open Doors, the legendary missions network led by Brother Andrew, recently smuggled one Bible into the Middle East. The big deal? Not in traditional format—print, cassette tape or MP3—Andrew’s crew floated all 31,103 verses of the Bible down the Euphrates River, via rubber duckies.