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Schedule Change For Local Waitress Means Goodbye Church Crowd, Hello Tips

Jun 15th, 2004 | Category: Society

SHELBY, NC – Waitress Doris Philbeck of Earl’s 25 Hour Grill is thrilled with her promotion to Head Server. According to Philbeck, the advancement means she will no longer have to work the Sunday afternoon shift when tips typically hit a weekly low. “Thank goodness I don’t have to endure that church crowd anymore. We have a nickname for them around here – God’s Tightwads.”

Darwinists Strike Again With T-Rex Eating Ichthus Fish Eating Darwin Fish Emblem

Apr 12th, 2004 | Category: Society

Darwin T-Rex eating the Truth Fish eating the Darwin fish on the tailgate of a 2004 Ford F-150 SAN FRANCISCO, CA – The creators of the notorious “Darwin Fish” car emblem have developed a controversial new product designed to win a decisive victory in a battle that has raged for a decade now. In a […]