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	<title>The Holy Observer &#187; Worship</title>
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		<title>Worship Leader Sues Church for Thigh Slapping Injury</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 05:04:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OAK PARK, IL &#8212; Worship Leader Eunice Matthews has brought suit against Oak  Park Community Church, claiming that they are responsible for a thigh injury  that she suffered while leading Sunday morning worship.
The lawsuit,  filed in US District Court last week, claims that Matthews gave herself a severe  deep thigh bruise [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OAK PARK, IL &#8212; Worship Leader Eunice Matthews has brought suit against Oak  Park Community Church, claiming that they are responsible for a thigh injury  that she suffered while leading Sunday morning worship.</p>
<p>The lawsuit,  filed in US District Court last week, claims that Matthews gave herself a severe  deep thigh bruise while slapping her thigh to the beat of a worship tune in an  effort to get the congregation clapping nearly a month ago. The suit further  claims that the church was criminally negligent in not providing Matthews with a  headset, which she says would have allowed her to clap her hands instead of her  thigh. Matthews said she asked church leaders to provide a headset on numerous  occasions and complained about ongoing thigh pain.</p>
<p>Matthews is seeking  remuneration for lost wages, saying she has been unable to perform her duties at  her job as a dog trainer.</p>
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