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		<title>Comment on Top 10 Summer Youth Group Activities by Shaun</title>
		<link>http://www.holyobserver.com/top-10-summer-youth-group-activities/comment-page-1/#comment-3921</link>
		<dc:creator>Shaun</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 18:20:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow people, chill out. I&#039;m a youth pastor and probably stumbled onto this page for the same reason most of you did. I was looking at what other youth ministries are doing for the summer. As I was reading this, I quickly noticed that it&#039;s NOT REAL! However, that being said, it was hilarious to read some of them, as the reality is - MANY thick-headed Christians can&#039;t get past these exact suggestions. The difference is, when they are done, they have a different description (of course), however, the result is ALWAYS the same. 

I don&#039;t know who writes this stuff, and I don&#039;t really care. If they are Christians, their reasoning is probably exactly what I just wrote. If they are non-Christians, first of all, Christians have no place to point fingers at non-Christians for not behaving &quot;Christianly&quot;. Second - IT&#039;S HOW THE REST OF THE WORLD VIEWS THICK HEADED CHRISTIAN MORONS WHO CAN&#039;T GET OVER TRADITIONAL GARBAGE THAT DOESN&#039;T WORK!!!!!!

Sorry if you find this offensive, but get over it, and start viewing the real mission field through the eyes of Christ!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow people, chill out. I&#8217;m a youth pastor and probably stumbled onto this page for the same reason most of you did. I was looking at what other youth ministries are doing for the summer. As I was reading this, I quickly noticed that it&#8217;s NOT REAL! However, that being said, it was hilarious to read some of them, as the reality is &#8211; MANY thick-headed Christians can&#8217;t get past these exact suggestions. The difference is, when they are done, they have a different description (of course), however, the result is ALWAYS the same. </p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know who writes this stuff, and I don&#8217;t really care. If they are Christians, their reasoning is probably exactly what I just wrote. If they are non-Christians, first of all, Christians have no place to point fingers at non-Christians for not behaving &#8220;Christianly&#8221;. Second &#8211; IT&#8217;S HOW THE REST OF THE WORLD VIEWS THICK HEADED CHRISTIAN MORONS WHO CAN&#8217;T GET OVER TRADITIONAL GARBAGE THAT DOESN&#8217;T WORK!!!!!!</p>
<p>Sorry if you find this offensive, but get over it, and start viewing the real mission field through the eyes of Christ!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Darwinists Strike Again With T-Rex Eating Ichthus Fish Eating Darwin Fish Emblem by Scott</title>
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		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 18:57:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Geoff, great job reciting the joke. Now can you laugh at it?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Geoff, great job reciting the joke. Now can you laugh at it?</p>
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		<title>Comment on Darwinists Strike Again With T-Rex Eating Ichthus Fish Eating Darwin Fish Emblem by Delaney</title>
		<link>http://www.holyobserver.com/darwinists-strike-again-in-ichthus-fish-emblem-battle/comment-page-1/#comment-2207</link>
		<dc:creator>Delaney</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 02:33:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Where care we purchase the larger dinosaur eating the truth fish? I cannot find it anywhere!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Where care we purchase the larger dinosaur eating the truth fish? I cannot find it anywhere!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Darwinists Strike Again With T-Rex Eating Ichthus Fish Eating Darwin Fish Emblem by Mike Carter</title>
		<link>http://www.holyobserver.com/darwinists-strike-again-in-ichthus-fish-emblem-battle/comment-page-1/#comment-2204</link>
		<dc:creator>Mike Carter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 23:17:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Got here late, but after having Good Christian Folk mess the car&#039;s paint job four times in three states tearing my Darwin Fish (and her relatives) off the vehicle in the name of their religion, I do like this idea. 

Has anyone considered hooking a giant capacitor to the thing and giving the next Christian Taliban vandal a nice set of stigmata?

Good Point, Joshua: 
&quot;The decade old “Battle of the Bumper Stickers” only proves that activists (whatever their cause) would rather fight over eye candy than address serious issues at large.&quot; 
When people find their control over their world isn&#039;t what it used to be ..... and never was .... they tend to cling to the few things they think they can control. Unfortunately, God and Guns tend to figure large in those few things. 

With everything that needs fixing in the world, look at the things people choose to get upset about. Maybe it&#039;s time to give the cockroaches and staph colonies their shot. It&#039;s pretty unlikely that homo sapiens will get even close to Neanderthal&#039;s longevity. 

Oh, and Brian? Did you know they translated that last group of glyphs on the Mayan calendar?  It reads &quot;repeat from start.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Got here late, but after having Good Christian Folk mess the car&#8217;s paint job four times in three states tearing my Darwin Fish (and her relatives) off the vehicle in the name of their religion, I do like this idea. </p>
<p>Has anyone considered hooking a giant capacitor to the thing and giving the next Christian Taliban vandal a nice set of stigmata?</p>
<p>Good Point, Joshua:<br />
&#8220;The decade old “Battle of the Bumper Stickers” only proves that activists (whatever their cause) would rather fight over eye candy than address serious issues at large.&#8221;<br />
When people find their control over their world isn&#8217;t what it used to be &#8230;.. and never was &#8230;. they tend to cling to the few things they think they can control. Unfortunately, God and Guns tend to figure large in those few things. </p>
<p>With everything that needs fixing in the world, look at the things people choose to get upset about. Maybe it&#8217;s time to give the cockroaches and staph colonies their shot. It&#8217;s pretty unlikely that homo sapiens will get even close to Neanderthal&#8217;s longevity. </p>
<p>Oh, and Brian? Did you know they translated that last group of glyphs on the Mayan calendar?  It reads &#8220;repeat from start.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Comment on EXCLUSIVE REPORT: Trinity Broadcasting Network Run by Atheists by ecce_ego</title>
		<link>http://www.holyobserver.com/exclusive-report-trinity-broadcasting-network-run-by-atheists/comment-page-1/#comment-2024</link>
		<dc:creator>ecce_ego</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 05:11:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Moedaddio you are such a yutz lolz</description>
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		<title>Comment on Church Sign: Have it your way! by Charlie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Charlie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:43:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Since seeing this page months ago I&#039;ve used it so many times for jokes and even my own projects ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Since seeing this page months ago I&#8217;ve used it so many times for jokes and even my own projects <img src='http://www.holyobserver.com/wp/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Comment on Schedule Change For Local Waitress Means Goodbye Church Crowd, Hello Tips by Charlie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Charlie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:32:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!</description>
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		<title>Comment on Outreach to Midgets Comes Up Short by Charlie</title>
		<link>http://www.holyobserver.com/outreach-to-midgets-comes-up-short/comment-page-1/#comment-1931</link>
		<dc:creator>Charlie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:25:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You wouldn&#039;t happen to be on SSI now would you Juli?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You wouldn&#8217;t happen to be on SSI now would you Juli?</p>
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		<title>Comment on Darwinists Strike Again With T-Rex Eating Ichthus Fish Eating Darwin Fish Emblem by Jools Chadwick</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jools Chadwick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 15:30:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What the hell is a Darwinist? Am I a Newtonist and an Einsteinist?</description>
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		<title>Comment on Top 10 Summer Youth Group Activities by Angel</title>
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		<dc:creator>Angel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 03:01:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I agree this is ridiculous what the name of these things are, they are obseen and unholy</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree this is ridiculous what the name of these things are, they are obseen and unholy</p>
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