Comments on: Survey: What is your favorite religious joke?

By: John

John — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 20:09:01 +0000

So Billy Graham, The Pope, and the guy that does the “Save the Children” Commercials (Can’t remember his name) all die in a bizarre three way plane crash, and find themselves at the Pearly Gates with a very surprised St. Peter. “What are you doing here so soon?! I am sorry, but your mansions just aren’t ready yet, and we have no place for you at the moment. Let me see what I can do.” St. Peter goes to the phone, “Hey, Satan? Yes this is St. Peter. Listen, we have three guys up here, they are ours, but we aren’t ready for them yet. Can you hold them for a short period of time while we hurry up and finish their homes up here? You will? That’s great, thanks. I owe you one.” So the three are shipped down. 3 days later, St. Peter gets a phone call. “Pete? Satan. Get these clowns OUT OF HERE NOW! The Pope is forgiving everybody, Billy Graham is saving everybody and the third guy just raised enough money to have air-conditioning installed!!”

By: GodsFather

GodsFather — Thu, 20 May 2010 19:48:23 +0000

I was in a collection of religious jokes. this would help me a lot.

By: Recovering Christian

Recovering Christian — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 03:57:26 +0000

Q: How does Jesus bite his nails?

A: [Gnawing on palm of hand]

By: Fox Nothlit

Fox Nothlit — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 09:38:12 +0000

that’s mean.
“Signs that your Amish teen is in trouble”

10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 5:00AM.
9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.
8. Shows up at barn raisings in full “Kiss” Makeup.
7. When you criticize him, he yells, “Thou sucketh!”
6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by “Jeb Daddy.”
5. Defiantly says, “If I had a radio, I’d listen to rap!”
4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.
3. Uses slang expression: Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain’t listening.”
2. Was recently pulled over for “driving under the influence of cottage cheese.”
1. He’s wearing his big black hat backwards.

By: trav

trav — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:27:54 +0000

hahhahahq

By: Muftobration

Muftobration — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 21:58:35 +0000

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said “Stop! don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he said.
I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!” He said, “Like what?”
I said, “Well, are you religious or atheist?” He said, “Religious.”
I said, “Me too! …Are you Christian or Buddhist?” He said, “Christian.”
I said, “Me too! …Are you Catholic or Protestant?” He said, “Protestant.”
I said, “Me too! …Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?” He said, “Baptist!”
I said, “Wow! Me too!…Are you Baptist church of God or Baptist church of the Lord?” He said, “Baptist church of God!”
I said, “Me too! Are you original Baptist church of God, or are you reformed Baptist church of God?” He said, “Reformed Baptist church of God!”
I said, “Me too! Are you reformed Baptist church of God, reformation of 1879, or reformed Baptist church of God, reformation of 1915?”
He said, “Reformed Baptist church of God, reformation of 1915!”
I said, “Die, heretic scum” and pushed him off.. — Emo Phillips