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Posts Tagged ‘ Church Crowd ’

Schedule Change For Local Waitress Means Goodbye Church Crowd, Hello Tips

Jun 15th, 2004 | Category: Society

SHELBY, NC – Waitress Doris Philbeck of Earl’s 25 Hour Grill is thrilled with her promotion to Head Server. According to Philbeck, the advancement means she will no longer have to work the Sunday afternoon shift when tips typically hit a weekly low. “Thank goodness I don’t have to endure that church crowd anymore. We have a nickname for them around here – God’s Tightwads.”