The Holy Observer » Potluck http://www.holyobserver.com Christian Humor, Satire, Parody, News Wed, 23 Sep 2009 19:06:27 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Top 10 Things Overheard At Sunday’s Church Potluck http://www.holyobserver.com/top-10-things-overheard-at-sundays-church-potluck/ http://www.holyobserver.com/top-10-things-overheard-at-sundays-church-potluck/#comments Mon, 09 Mar 2009 02:25:52 +0000 THO Staff http://holyobserver.marcusjames.us/?p=217
  • “If I’d wanted microwaved burritos, I’d have gone to church at the 7-11.”
  • “Girl, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.”
  • “Mmm, you can almost smell the E. Coli.”
  • “Hmmm, I wonder how all that angel food cake fits into Pastor Rob’s South Beach Diet.”
  • “I’d like to slap the hands that prepared THIS meal.”
  • “Mrs. G’s tuna noodle casserole could be served weekly in hell!”
  • “More Like Pot Suck!”
  • “Can I apply these chicken wings to my tithe?
  • “Less cream, more corn.”
  • “So, when do we get the actual pot?”
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