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	<title>Comments on: Techno-Tithe: Church Implants Microchips in Members&#8217; Right Hands</title>
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		<title>By: Isaca Williams</title>
		<link>http://www.holyobserver.com/techno-tithe-church-implants-microchips-in-members-right-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-11523</link>
		<dc:creator>Isaca Williams</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Sep 2011 21:31:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This place has gone too far into the world of globalism and people control to be a place of worship.. What kind of pastor would suject the congregation to such behiavior?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This place has gone too far into the world of globalism and people control to be a place of worship.. What kind of pastor would suject the congregation to such behiavior?</p>
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		<title>By: E Ellis</title>
		<link>http://www.holyobserver.com/techno-tithe-church-implants-microchips-in-members-right-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-10058</link>
		<dc:creator>E Ellis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2011 17:47:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Seriously? Lol, its funny. Its a spoof people, do you actually believe something this ridiculous would go down. I literally LOL&#039;d HARD with...

“Ten percent off the top for tithe, obviously. When it comes to offering, we just let the Spirit lead. If that doesn’t work, we try to see what kind of car they drive.”

hahahaha and I&#039;m a youth director. So funny.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seriously? Lol, its funny. Its a spoof people, do you actually believe something this ridiculous would go down. I literally LOL&#8217;d HARD with&#8230;</p>
<p>“Ten percent off the top for tithe, obviously. When it comes to offering, we just let the Spirit lead. If that doesn’t work, we try to see what kind of car they drive.”</p>
<p>hahahaha and I&#8217;m a youth director. So funny.</p>
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		<title>By: Not Joking</title>
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		<dc:creator>Not Joking</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2010 16:27:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>B Torres - It is no wonder that you posted your careless response on 11 September!  You were probably part of the plot to destroy America too.  Those of us who can see through what the church is trying to do will not be fooled by you just referring to this as a &quot;joke&quot;!  It is not a joke to flippantly dismiss the real danger of fooling good, honest, Bible believers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>B Torres &#8211; It is no wonder that you posted your careless response on 11 September!  You were probably part of the plot to destroy America too.  Those of us who can see through what the church is trying to do will not be fooled by you just referring to this as a &#8220;joke&#8221;!  It is not a joke to flippantly dismiss the real danger of fooling good, honest, Bible believers.</p>
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		<title>By: B Torres</title>
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		<dc:creator>B Torres</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Sep 2010 05:38:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh GOOD GRIEF!!! Are the response comments part of the joke?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh GOOD GRIEF!!! Are the response comments part of the joke?</p>
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		<title>By: Beau-Jeffrey</title>
		<link>http://www.holyobserver.com/techno-tithe-church-implants-microchips-in-members-right-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-5439</link>
		<dc:creator>Beau-Jeffrey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:47:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>NONE OF THE STUFF ON THIS WEB SITE IS TRUE--it says as much when you click on the &quot;DISCLAIMER&quot; at the bottom of the page! Why an organization would promote such untruths is beyond me--especially when they claim to be Christian, and believe in the triune God, Apostles Creed, etc. Only Satan himself mixes the truth with a lie and then promotes it to DECEIVE others (i.e. those who are naive, gullible &amp; trusting)--mostly BELIEVERS, as only they would even care enough to even read it. 

Sad to believe that a site called The &quot;HOLY OBSERVER,&quot;  that says that it is &quot;God&#039;s #1 Source for Christian News,&quot; would even waste their time doing Satan&#039;s work for him, trying to deceive our brethren. Believe me, there is nothing &quot;funny&quot; about that! They should focus their energies promoting the TRUTH, promoting the Gospel, helping the poor, hungry, etc. 

WWJD?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>NONE OF THE STUFF ON THIS WEB SITE IS TRUE&#8211;it says as much when you click on the &#8220;DISCLAIMER&#8221; at the bottom of the page! Why an organization would promote such untruths is beyond me&#8211;especially when they claim to be Christian, and believe in the triune God, Apostles Creed, etc. Only Satan himself mixes the truth with a lie and then promotes it to DECEIVE others (i.e. those who are naive, gullible &amp; trusting)&#8211;mostly BELIEVERS, as only they would even care enough to even read it. </p>
<p>Sad to believe that a site called The &#8220;HOLY OBSERVER,&#8221;  that says that it is &#8220;God&#8217;s #1 Source for Christian News,&#8221; would even waste their time doing Satan&#8217;s work for him, trying to deceive our brethren. Believe me, there is nothing &#8220;funny&#8221; about that! They should focus their energies promoting the TRUTH, promoting the Gospel, helping the poor, hungry, etc. </p>
<p>WWJD?</p>
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		<title>By: CLEBR</title>
		<link>http://www.holyobserver.com/techno-tithe-church-implants-microchips-in-members-right-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-5424</link>
		<dc:creator>CLEBR</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2010 17:08:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>O MICROCHIP É A MARCA DA BESTA DE APOCALIPSE 13 porque uma dita igreja evangelica o implanta nos seus membros amados leiam mais a bilbia por amor a DEUS</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>O MICROCHIP É A MARCA DA BESTA DE APOCALIPSE 13 porque uma dita igreja evangelica o implanta nos seus membros amados leiam mais a bilbia por amor a DEUS</p>
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		<title>By: Patrick B.</title>
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		<dc:creator>Patrick B.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 19:35:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think is a dis-GRACE!  Any church that would require a chip to be placed anywhere on my body, I would have no part in.  If you are not chipped you cannot partake in post-service coffee and donuts....WOW!  Is this all it takes to tempt a christian...coffee and donuts?  And how sad for the pastor that he feels this is a sufficient trade for one&#039;s sole.  I am truly saddened for this Minister and more so for the church members.  God don&#039;t need &quot; cutting edge of contemporary ministry&quot; to do his work.  God is the same yesterday, today, and tomorrow.  That&#039;s one of the problems with churches these days, their trying to keep up with the world instead of God.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think is a dis-GRACE!  Any church that would require a chip to be placed anywhere on my body, I would have no part in.  If you are not chipped you cannot partake in post-service coffee and donuts&#8230;.WOW!  Is this all it takes to tempt a christian&#8230;coffee and donuts?  And how sad for the pastor that he feels this is a sufficient trade for one&#8217;s sole.  I am truly saddened for this Minister and more so for the church members.  God don&#8217;t need &#8221; cutting edge of contemporary ministry&#8221; to do his work.  God is the same yesterday, today, and tomorrow.  That&#8217;s one of the problems with churches these days, their trying to keep up with the world instead of God.</p>
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		<title>By: Owen Minton</title>
		<link>http://www.holyobserver.com/techno-tithe-church-implants-microchips-in-members-right-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-5398</link>
		<dc:creator>Owen Minton</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2010 02:26:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>2 Corinthians
7Each man should give what he has decided in his heart to give, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful giver. 8And God is able to make all grace abound to you, so that in all things at all times, having all that you need, you will abound in every good work.

It doesn&#039;t say for the Church to demand it. Nor does it say for the pastor to demand it. This is not about end times. This is about SIN. Period. The pastor is not God and has no power on Earth under Heaven to demand anything of any other person on this Earth. Just reading the article makes it clear to me that this Church is about money, not God.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>2 Corinthians<br />
7Each man should give what he has decided in his heart to give, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful giver. 8And God is able to make all grace abound to you, so that in all things at all times, having all that you need, you will abound in every good work.</p>
<p>It doesn&#8217;t say for the Church to demand it. Nor does it say for the pastor to demand it. This is not about end times. This is about SIN. Period. The pastor is not God and has no power on Earth under Heaven to demand anything of any other person on this Earth. Just reading the article makes it clear to me that this Church is about money, not God.</p>
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		<title>By: walter callaway</title>
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		<dc:creator>walter callaway</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:10:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I see it as takeing the mark and as far as being out of church early well thats a problem to.  Sunday is a day to worship and fellowship. I believe this is one of the churchs that the Lord is talking about in chp 3:14-17 in REV.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I see it as takeing the mark and as far as being out of church early well thats a problem to.  Sunday is a day to worship and fellowship. I believe this is one of the churchs that the Lord is talking about in chp 3:14-17 in REV.</p>
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		<title>By: Bob Dole</title>
		<link>http://www.holyobserver.com/techno-tithe-church-implants-microchips-in-members-right-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-5031</link>
		<dc:creator>Bob Dole</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Apr 2010 18:06:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s interesting to read articles that describe a church and its congregation, but what makes it interesting is being able to analyze this church and its patrons. What is fascinating though, is seeing how churches are run more and more like businesses. &quot;Tithe Now! and Recieve Friendship and Food (Starbucks non-applicable)! Seeing also how the patrons are more or less apatheistic when it comes to the church itself, but when their money is mentioned all they care about is whether it is tax-deductable.

And mentioning that tithing is one LESS thing to think about during church makes these people sound like sheep of the worst sense; they are nothing more than passive observers who go to church only because it is their social responsibility. Which is what many churches are becoming: Gathering places. People go to churches more to socialize that to actually participate in teh worship.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s interesting to read articles that describe a church and its congregation, but what makes it interesting is being able to analyze this church and its patrons. What is fascinating though, is seeing how churches are run more and more like businesses. &#8220;Tithe Now! and Recieve Friendship and Food (Starbucks non-applicable)! Seeing also how the patrons are more or less apatheistic when it comes to the church itself, but when their money is mentioned all they care about is whether it is tax-deductable.</p>
<p>And mentioning that tithing is one LESS thing to think about during church makes these people sound like sheep of the worst sense; they are nothing more than passive observers who go to church only because it is their social responsibility. Which is what many churches are becoming: Gathering places. People go to churches more to socialize that to actually participate in teh worship.</p>
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