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Top 10 Things Overheard At Sunday’s Church Potluck
Category: Top 10
- “If I’d wanted microwaved burritos, I’d have gone to church at the 7-11.”
- “Girl, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.”
- “Mmm, you can almost smell the E. Coli.”
- “Hmmm, I wonder how all that angel food cake fits into Pastor Rob’s South Beach Diet.”
- “I’d like to slap the hands that prepared THIS meal.”
- “Mrs. G’s tuna noodle casserole could be served weekly in hell!”
- “More Like Pot Suck!”
- “Can I apply these chicken wings to my tithe?
- “Less cream, more corn.”
- “So, when do we get the actual pot?”