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Top 10 Things Overheard At Sunday’s Church Potluck

Category: Top 10
  • “If I’d wanted microwaved burritos, I’d have gone to church at the 7-11.”
  • “Girl, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.”
  • “Mmm, you can almost smell the E. Coli.”
  • “Hmmm, I wonder how all that angel food cake fits into Pastor Rob’s South Beach Diet.”
  • “I’d like to slap the hands that prepared THIS meal.”
  • “Mrs. G’s tuna noodle casserole could be served weekly in hell!”
  • “More Like Pot Suck!”
  • “Can I apply these chicken wings to my tithe?
  • “Less cream, more corn.”
  • “So, when do we get the actual pot?”
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  1. Haha. Too funny. My fave is #1.

    I want the POT!

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