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Top 10 Ways to Spice Up Your Boring Bible Study
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Start floating air biscuits and wave your hand in front of your face, exclaiming "Whooo, who was that?!?" |
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Mention you're not sure who you'll vote for in the upcoming democratic primary. |
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Show up dressed like Huggy Bear. Act offended if anyone comments. |
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Explain how you're so glad all people go to Heaven because witnessing is such a drag. |
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Two words: Leather Pants |
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Insist that The Message is the only true Word of God. |
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Offer back rubs to other people's spouses. |
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Bring a batch of your famous Snap! Crackle! Pot! Rice Krispies Treats. |
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Excuse yourself to the bathroom for an awkwardly long period of time. When you return, ask everyone if they think masturbation is a sin. |
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Talk more: After all, it's the other people who are so boring, not you! |
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