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VOLUME 3 • ISSUE 1   |   Release date: September 15th, 2007

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Top 10 Ways to Spice Up Your Boring Bible Study

10. Start floating air biscuits and wave your hand in front of your face, exclaiming "Whooo, who was that?!?"
9. Mention you're not sure who you'll vote for in the upcoming democratic primary.
8. Show up dressed like Huggy Bear. Act offended if anyone comments.
7. Explain how you're so glad all people go to Heaven because witnessing is such a drag.
6. Two words: Leather Pants
5. Insist that The Message is the only true Word of God.
4. Offer back rubs to other people's spouses.
3. Bring a batch of your famous Snap! Crackle! Pot! Rice Krispies Treats.
2. Excuse yourself to the bathroom for an awkwardly long period of time. When you return, ask everyone if they think masturbation is a sin.
1. Talk more: After all, it's the other people who are so boring, not you!
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